Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

I shall leave you guessing as to how I will explain to my Korean-speaking 4-year-olds (Western age) why they deserve to be pinched for not wearing green.

Also, it has been brought to my attention that the Reuben sandwich is not in fact Irish, and it was in fact created in Omaha, Nebraska. ... But could someone eat one for me, anyway?

Happy St. Patty's!