While messing around on the internet doing God only knows what (well, God and Firefox's browser history and whatever South Korean government agent assigned to monitor my "foreigner" activity [I SEE YOU KIM-PARK-LEE!!]), I started goofing off on Amazon to see what bits of American culture I was missing out on.
Imagine my surprise when I encountered this image (on my recommendation list!!!!!), whose description was hidden by the bottom of the screen. To all of those who did not attend a public university with b-r-o-t-h-e-l-s (I believe that's the proper spelling for fraternities), that little blue package really only reminds me of a condom wrapper. There, I said it. I am a little embarrassed that my mind was not focused on holier thoughts from above, but it's the truth. Wondering what retard at Amazon would be stupid enough to recommend condoms, I did scroll down to discover it was in fact a package of starter yeast for yogurt.