No really, this time I mean it.

I am never, ever drinking again. Last night I learned why girls don't keep pace with guys while drinking soju. It is because soju is inherently evil. I somehow lost my key, lost my wallet, and acquired a huge bruise on my fist.

This post would be longer, but that would require remembering details. And to be honest, it's probably best that they aren't remembered. But to all those considering South Korea: beware the soju.

At least on a school night.